Starflower
Sexy Men – Look, Don’t Touch!
Looking for sexy men? Alright, here you go, 
but please: look, don’t touch. Seriously, you’ll get into all kinds of trouble!
Christmas Love Quote for Lonely Singles
Our first Christmas love quote is about being lonely at Christmas. If you’re feeling lonely at Christmas time, maybe you should take a look at the 10 reasons being single at Christmas needn’t be lonely!
“Isn’t it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for – I don’t know what exactly, but it’s something that you don’t mind so much not having at other times.”
- Kate L. Bosher
Christmas as Single – Silent Night, Lonely Night?
The Christmas Crackers have been on the shelves for a while now, Christmas cards are starting to arrive and once the office 
Christmas party has come and gone, there’s no denying that Christmas is upon us. Great, say the Christmas enthusiasts, my favourite time of year! Bah, Humbug, say the others, Christmas shopping is nothing but stress! However, regardless of Christmas stress or Christmas joys, most people want to celebrate Christmas with their loved ones. But how do you celebrate Christmas as single?
For many, the idea of Christmas as single sounds pitiful, because traditionally Christmas is a time when nobody should be alone. Well, we think Christmas as single is nothing to cry about. Instead, we’ve put together ten reasons why
Christmas as single could be cause for celebration:
1. No fighting about whose family you’re spending Christmas with.
2. You don’t have to spend Christmas with your partner’s family – your own family is crazy enough.
3. You don’t have to drag your partner along to your family’s Christmas – your family is embarrassing enough as is.
4. No partner expecting a present = more money to spend on pampering yourself.
5. You can spend every Christmas party flirting with colleagues, acquaintances and friends of the family – you are single, after all!
6. Is there anything stopping you from spending Christmas on an exotic beach? Read more
Women are GENIUS
Women are…
Man* in London, writes to his girlfriend, Woman* in Glasgow:
“Dear Woman! I can’t keep up this relationship. The distance between us is too great. Also, I should tell you that I cheated on you several times since you’ve been gone and this situation isn’t fair on either of us. Sorry!! Please send me back that picture of me that I gave you. Ciao, Man”
Woman – who is pretty upset – goes to her girlfriends and asks them for photos of their boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, brothers, and any other men in their lives. Together with the pictures of Man, she puts all these pictures into an envelope. All in all, she’s got 47 pictures of attractive guys.
She sends them to Man, along with a note: Read more
How to Start a Relationship – for Cowards
We found out last week that the average lazy coward can do pretty much anything online these days, including, but not limited to, ending relationships. You can also find out how to start a relationship online.
Obviously, the first place you go to meet the right person for a romantic relationship is an online dating site. However, if you already know the person who you want to start a relationship with, an online dating site won’t be much use to you. You’ll just have to put your heart on your sleeve and take the first step. Maybe that will be easier if you use the statement of romantic intent?
The online form will only serve its intended purpose if the recipient 1. has a good grasp of the Englisch language and 2. a good sense of humour! If not, you can still try the online dating site!
